Wanted (3-Star) Car Decal — Not Quite Criminal, Not Quite Lovable
 
Who needs 5 stars when 3 is suspicious enough? This Wanted decal says “I’m trouble, but like, manageable trouble.” Perfect for your back window, bumper, or the forehead of whoever just gave you a bad Yelp review.
 
This sticker does the talking so you don’t have to — you’re reckless enough to get noticed but too lazy to be actually caught. It’s a badge of questionable honor for your daily commute of mild misdemeanors and parking lot scandals.
 
Weatherproof vinyl keeps your “average outlaw” status visible through car washes, police chases (we’re kidding, please don’t), and awkward drive-thru encounters.
 
Stick it. Own it. Keep your reputation comfortably below average. You’re Wanted — just not by anyone too important.