SUPER SLOW Car Decal — Let ‘Em Know You’re a Rolling Roadblock
 
Blast your speed limits straight to grandma mode with this SUPER SLOW decal — the perfect passive-aggressive flex for anyone who thinks merging is optional and left turns are a full-time job.
 
Slap this on your bumper and watch tailgaters question their life choices while you cruise in the fast lane at a thrilling 42 MPH. Bonus points for the dramatic Japanese text underneath — it says “Super Slow” but feels way more exotic than your actual driving skills deserve.
 
Rain, snow, or your neighbor’s judgment — this vinyl ain’t going anywhere. Available in colors like Existential Blue and Shameful Pink so your vibe matches your speed: questionable.
 
Stick it. Park it. Block traffic like an absolute champion. You’re not late — everyone else is just too fast.