Stay Humble Car Decal — Because Your Bumper Needed More Hypocrisy
 
Why let your actions speak when a sticky piece of vinyl can scream “I’m humble, but not too humble to brag about it on my car” to everyone stuck behind you in traffic?
 
This Stay Humble car decal sticks proudly to your back window, bumper, or that spot where the last “Baby on Board” sticker gave up on life. Rain? Sun? Jealous haters? Doesn’t matter — this vinyl clings like your ex’s desperate texts at 2 AM.
 
Choose from colors like Road Rage Red or Pretentious Gold to match your vibe. Subtle enough to say, “I read self-help books once,” bold enough to annoy the guy tailgating you.
 
Peel it, slap it on, cruise through the car wash pretending you’ve got your life together. Stay humble — or at least pretend you are while doing 90 in the fast lane.
Colors: Black, Blue, Gold, Green, Sky Blue, Pink, Red, Gray, White, Yellow.
Drive on. Stay humble. Or don’t. We won’t tell.