Shopping List – Vinyl Decal

Eggs. Milk. Bananas. Bread. Ham. Pepper. Speed.
 
Ever stared at your grocery list and thought, “This could use more race car energy?” Well, good news, you turbo-charged domestic deity—here’s the decal that says you don’t just shop, you DOMINATE the produce aisle.
 
Every word is a different font because consistency is for cowards. Arrows, speed lines, drag-strip vibes—this thing makes your list look like a NASCAR pit board for your fridge, your car, or your questionable mini-van that definitely doesn’t need NOS (but you’re installing it anyway).
 
Stick it on your trunk and remind the world you run errands like you run red lights—fast, reckless, and with a cart full of existential dread and discounted deli meat.
 
Comes in high-octane vinyl colors: Screaming Yellow, Aggressive Red, Impulse-Buy Blue—basically all the shades that scream “I’m not okay, but my sandwich will be.”