💦 Mud Slut – Hittin' Every Hole

For those who don’t avoid the bumps... they aim for ‘em.
If your ride comes home looking like it survived a swamp fight and you're weirdly proud of it, this decal was made for you. Whether you're tearing through trails, boggin' in the bayou, or just makin’ a scene at the car wash—you’re a certified Mud Slut, and we salute you.
 
✅ Works on trucks, 4-wheelers, and your ex’s bathroom mirror.
✅ Adds 50% more grit to your get-up.
✅ Guaranteed to make someone’s grandma clutch her pearls.
 
Warning: May attract fellow degenerates. And tow trucks.