"I’m Not Lazy" Tee — Saving Energy One Nap at a Time

Let’s be clear: this isn’t laziness — it’s strategic power conservation. While the world runs on caffeine and chaos, you run on logic, snacks, and optimized effort. This shirt is your excuse and your personality, rolled into one soft, gloriously low-effort garment.
 
🛋️ Pairs well with couches
😴 Tested on professional procrastinators
♻️ 100% renewable excuses
 
Save energy. Save effort. Save face. Wear the shirt.